Spooner's Patch

Spooner isn't amused when the inscription 'Spooner's Pigsty' is daubed on the noticeboard; or when Constable Bulsover drives straight into his superior's car.

Première diffusion : 9 juillet 1979

Spooner emerges from his flat above the station, still in his dressing gown and suffering a hangover with accompanying memory loss.

Première diffusion : 16 juillet 1979

Bribery and corruption? Spooner and Goatman make a stout denial when the golf trolleys they trundle into the station prove to be full of wine, groceries and other goodies.

Première diffusion : 30 juillet 1979

Spooner's great ambition is to win the golf club championship and the presentation clock that goes with it. In spite of cheating, he fails, but a surprise awaits him at the station.

Première diffusion : 13 août 1979

Nothing goes right for Spooner on the day he is to play golf with the club president — from trouble with pensioners to being badly chauffeured by Bulsover.

Première diffusion : 20 août 1979

The Mayor, one of Spooner's few admirers, asks him to keep an eye on his house while he is away. Greta, the au pair, is certainly worth keeping an eye on...

Première diffusion : 19 mars 1980

Spooner indulges in some naughty frolics with the wife of a convicted criminal, not realising that he's due for imminent release.

Première diffusion : 4 septembre 1980

Mrs Cantaford persecution of an unfortunate motorist drives him over the edge – almost literally – when he threatens to throw himself off a roof.

Première diffusion : 11 septembre 1980

Mrs. Cantaford drops Spooner's crew in the deep end when she carelessly confides their lunchtime drinking habits to the Chief Superintendent.

Première diffusion : 18 septembre 1980

Under protest, Bulsover is made to drag up as a decoy to catch a flasher in the act.

Première diffusion : 25 septembre 1980

Ordering up an Adonis Invisiwig to make himself look more suave soon gives Spooner cause for regret.

Première diffusion : 9 octobre 1980

Spooner is appalled at the apparent effeminacy in his subordinates when he discovers that both Bulsover and Killick wear nail varnish.

Première diffusion : 16 octobre 1980

Daily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.

Première diffusion : 15 avril 1982

Taking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with a pair of hand cuffs...

Première diffusion : 22 avril 1982

Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it belong to?

Première diffusion : 29 avril 1982

Spooner is seduced by the bright lights of showbiz when a producer asks for his help in the making of a new film.

Première diffusion : 6 mai 1982

Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders.

Première diffusion : 13 mai 1982

Mrs Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a 'get rid of filth' ticket.

Première diffusion : 20 mai 1982

Extreme bordedom drives everyone to distraction and forces Spooner to fear for Bulsover's sanity.

Première diffusion : 24 août 1982